Here's the thing...

I want it now. I don't want to hear that it's going to happen when it's going to happen, I want it now. I am not a patient person. I am an in control person. Who are you to tell me that I can't have it? Who do I need to talk to to make it happen?

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

Veruca Salt:

Gooses! Geeses!I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

Mr. Salt:

It will, sweetheart

Veruca:

At least a hundred a day

Mr.Salt:

Anything you say

Veruca:

And by the way

Mr. Salt:

What?

Veruca:

I want a feast.

Mr. Salt:

You ate before you came to the factory

Veruca:

I want a bean feast!

Mr. Salt:

Oh, one of those

Veruca:

Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts

So good you could go nuts

Mr. Salt:

You can have all those things when you get home

Veruca:

No, now!!

I want a ball

I want a party

Pink macaroons and a million balloons

And performing baboons and ...Give it to meRrhh rhhh

Now!

I want the world

I want the whole world

I want to lock it all up in my pocket

It's my bar of chocolate

Give it to me

Now!

I want today

I want tomorrow

I want to wear 'em like braids in my

I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter

Ten thousand tons of ice cream

And if I don't get the things I am after

I'm going to scream!

I want the works

I want the whole works

Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises

Of all shapes and sizes

And now

Don't care how

I want it now

Don't care how

I want it now

Oompa Loompas:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee

If you are wise you will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?

Blaming the kids is a lion of shame

You know exactly who's to blame:

The mother and the father!

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah

If you're not spoiled then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Now. My parents are fabulous very reasonable people. Clearly since they are such wonderful people, I am not spoiled and therefore my requests are reasonable and should be happening. I don't understand!

And why can't I make the formatting work like I want it to on this stupid thing?! Argh! I give up!